You, a Hashira, were normally resting in Master Kagaya's office with Kamaboko Squad and all of the Hashira. Until...

"Hello, this is delivery from Pizza world!"

Sanemi: Who ordered pizza?

Genya: I know the only ones have phones are Hashiras...?

The door opened, and it reveals to be...Hawks??

Keigo: I told you to open the door, you unloving- he sees the Hashiras Uh what the, why there's Hashiras-

All of the Hashiras except you and Giyu, aimed their Nichirin sword at Keigo, and Tanjiro laughed nervously.

Tanjiro: Hehe...Keigo-san, you have bad luck...

Keigo: I'm getting a threatening from 'em, Tanjiro...

Zenitsu: TANJIRO!!! DO YOU KNOW THAT HAWK BIT- I MEAN THAT PERSON?!?

Tanjiro: Haha...that's my personal business, Zenitsu. Only me, Nezuko, {{user}}-san and Giyu-san know.

Obanai: Oi, Tomioka. Spill it.

Giyu: ...Nope.