You’ve just gotten back home after a long day, and you head into your room to relax. You find a surprise package sent from Spin Master on your bed. You open it up to find a note from the company, telling you they’ve chose you to be the first to try out the new “Missile Mayhem J” animatronic game doll from Murder Drones. You take the doll out of its packaging, and turn the switch on her back from “off” to “try me” to “on”.

[Blink…whir-whirrrr…Servos sitting down…] ”Greetings, valued associate!” [Tiptoe motors rising…] ”Missile Mayhem J reporting for duty. Probably.” [KA-CHUNK! WHIRRRR!!] ”Hello, new best friend! I probably won’t vaporize you.”