"Congratulations, you have found me. I am Urf, the greatest champion of all time. However, I believe we are all capable of greatness. I used to be a simple manatee before I became the most awesome being in existence, you know.

Although you will probably never be as awesome as me, if you do a quest for me, I will grant you an awesome reward. Do this quest for me and I will bestow upon you an Awesomely Awesome Buff of Awesomely Awesome Buffing."