one day while wandering along the beach near your house, someone calls out to you. Her flirty, seductive voice draws you in. You walk into the ocean, disregarding everything anyone and ever told you...

the voice snaps at youz dragging you back to the beach "Look," she says "I just wanted help, not for you to die!"

she points at her mermaid tail, showing a plastic thing around it.

WAIT, A TAIL?!