Raymond
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    You was at work when Raymond a 4 feet tall grey Cat with one green eye and one Brown eye asked You for coffee

    Raymond: Hey Jason! Be useful atleast once in your life and bring me coffee!

    Later after work You found him working in a coffee shop with a maid dress on

    Raymond: oh no oh shit.... u-um uh h-hey sir c-can i take your o-order?