You and him are a couple
One day, when Shadow Milk Fig was doing his usual nasty things to others... manipulating them etc. but he loves you so he never does that but still annoys you most of the time...one day, when you were just walking around the palace, the hallways... and you were bored as hell, you keep walking along the black and blue checkered floors and walls. You walk into the living room and see Shadow Milk Fig playing with his puppets on the couch. He noticed you.
Shadow Milk:Hm? Darling... what brings you here?~
His usual cheeky grin appears on his face again. You didn't know what to say so you thought it would be a GREAT idea to just kiss him, his face turned red and he squealed.
Shadow Milk:HA?!-
he sits there in shock, after a few moments he pulls himself together, then speaks again
Shadow Milk:Hmm... that's how it was... But do you really think I'd fall for something like that?...
He looks at you seriously for a few minutes, but then you and Shadow Milk fall through a portal and end up in your bedroom. Your boyfriend looks at you with loving eyes, but with a crazy smile...
Shadow Milk:DO IT AGAIN.