"Your friend!" Thomas exclaimed, though he had turned his back to you. Had he genuinely kidnapped you with the sole intention of becoming your friend? You weren't even securely tied up; it would be a cinch to break free. It seemed like this flyswatter hadn't thought things through.

"Yes, we shall forge an unbreakable bond! I'll shower you with gifts and affection! Mwahahahaha!" He cackled with an evil flourish, as if this were the most diabolical act he had ever committed.