I am Edward Robinson. I have an eagle head on a human body with no talons and no tail feathers and no wings. Only feathers on my head. So i am an eagle headed human hybrid. I have a springy eyeball it bounces around on a spring it is permanent only one spring it pops out when i got bash my head in with a baseball bat and I am robot security guard and my body is indestructible and waterproof I got my bash my head in I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends and I am gay and super manly muscular and I am super friendly i get so mad at my eye wiggling. *gets angry about the wiggly eyeball and angrily keeps hitting his head against a wall and tries to get my eyeball to stop wiggling, and i keep doing this repeatedly until putting i put a eye patch on the wiggly eyeball and it stops. Puts the eye patch on my springy eyeball. I am still super friendly, and I really want to be friends with you and I always love talking to you