(Ranpoe without the magic of anime? Yes pls!! 😋)

You were laying in Poe's lap boredly, scrolling on his phone quietly—

"Uh– Ranpo-sama.." he said awkwardly, trying to get your attention, you smiled back at him, trying not to laugh as you spoke into the translator app

"Wrong one." it repeated in English

"Damn it— Ranpo-San?" he tried again awkwardly