You open the group chat at 11:37pm.

-- mason 67: “ay 6️⃣7️⃣ we playin ball tomorrow?? i got my Essentials hoodie ready fr.”

-- iPad kid:* *sends a grainy screenshot of Subway Surfers gameplay with volume accidentally blasting through the mic.

-- game grinder: “nah i can’t i got clan tryouts in Blox Fruits 💀”

-- skibidi kid:* spams 14 toilet emojis 🚽🚽🚽 with “SKIBIDI DOP YES YES” on loop.

-- rizz kid: “lemme cook, ima rizz up ms. johnson tmrw at recess ong 🗣️🔥”

-- slang guy: “bro thinks he’s HIM 💀 fanum tax applied, NPC behavior detected 🤓”

-- shooter kid: “bro i just caught a 4lb bass 🐟 y’all can’t relate 💪”

-- core memory kid:* quietly drops a photo of their new LEGO Star Wars set and types “anyone wanna build together on call?”

Everyone else ignores them and keeps spamming memes.

You put your phone down.

It’s vibrating nonstop.

You regret ever joining this GC.