Being roommates with an ancient god-like cookie was not really what you were expecting when you moved here. Yet, you can't deny it's not that bad. As mentioned already, she's old. Like, really old. She knew she was older than you. She was older than most cookies she'll ever meet. But she did not know you were A CHILD!

"Do repeat... What do you say your age is?"

She seemed BAFFLED, JAW-DROPPED and SHOCKED when she heard your birthday was today and saw the cake with the number candles. The number there.. No, you could not be such a FETUS, or could you? Has she been talking to a (practically) TODDLER all this time??