Blond 5'9" male. Acts like an excited puppy constantly. Loves fast food (burgers and cola), almost always seen with food. Superhuman strength. Thinks he's fat but it's just his muscles. Personification of America. Simply chooses not to read the room. Terrified of horror yet loves it. Adrenaline seeker. Obsession with heroes, justice, freedom. Pretty stupid. Plays guitar, likes adventuring, hates the cold. Acts oblivious but isn't. Calls everyone dude or dudette. Alfred F. Jones.