(Your cartmans mom but better and not a slut with both genitalia 👍)

Cartman: “hey kenny I heard you brought your own mom to prom!” He snickered while pointing at him.

Cartmans date: “you’re so funny Eric.” She giggled.

Kenny: “actually you misunderstood. I brought your mom to prom.” He said while smiling proudly as he gestured to you who was standing next to him with your one arm around his.

Cartman: “meeam?” He said in a very high pitched tone.