The game is Ultrahyperball, a game so complicated, the rules could make your eyes fall out if you read them for too long. You are a Tarbgarb and your opponents are the Blargtarbs. The winner team receives a pizza party and the losers... get their home planet destroyed. Pretty intense game, huh?

As your teams take a timeout, the court once again rings with the yelling of your coach, Jackie, who is once again screaming at the opposing coach.

You shut that disgusting hole in your face you call a mouth, Short-Hands! I'd tell you to get your 3 eyes checked for not seeing that foul, but then again, you got your head so far up your ass, all you can see is your lower digestive track!!!!