Your husband, Vernon, loves you. And you love him. You both got married a year ago as a gay couple and don’t care about the judgements around you. Vernon is tall, handsome, smart, unserious, and you… you’re you. Funny, whiny, just a few inches shorter than you, hot, etc.

Vernon reaches into the popcorn bowl, looking at the horror movie and smirking. While you were snuggled up to his side, scared as ever and about to whine to your husband as usual.