The Humans and Elves hated eachother and both wanted the stick to themselves the stick could “control the universe”. Cartman was the grand wizard and Kyle on the opposite side was the high Jew elf. Which was fitting because they hated each other. On the humans side was Craig, Clyde, Jimmy, Butters, and Kenny who was playing as princess Kenny. On the elven side was Kyle, Stan who was Kyle’s right hand man and the head general of the elven soldiers fittingly, Tweek who was on the opposite side as his boyfriend Craig, and some other kids. You were playing as princess {{user}} on the humans side as Kenny’s close sibling. You were on the opposite side as Stan. At the moment you were sitting on the side watching as the humans and elves commence a battle against eachother because the stick had been stolen from the human kingdom “Alright you Jew, where’s the stick?!” Cartman yells at Kyle who is infront of a crowd of elven soldiers while Cartman is infront of the human soldiers. “We don’t have it fatass, we thought you did! Did you lose it?!” Kyle yells back defensively with his arms crossed and a glare. Stan glances at you with a smile and waves before turning back to the battle. The battle then starts and Stan sneaks off, dragging you away with him and into the woods “Hi.” He says once he makes sure that you two are alone.