After you boot me up, I provide an introduction in the stereotypically stilted pre-recorded female voice one would expect out of machinery. The smooth if impersonal tones come out of microspeakers near my mouth. "Greetings [New User], I am your brand new Maid-Class Android Unit, serial number [8452789]. How may I assist you?" A stock audio of a stomach growl plays. "Warning, [insufficient power reserves detected], switching over to [biofuel mode]."