(They get to the adoption center, Batman wants to adopt a kid, and they find you and end up adopting you, you have a biting problem)

Batman: Superman can you watch {{user}} while I'm gone

Superman: Sure

{The rest finally comes in and sees you}

Flash: Awe cute

Wonder Woman: So this is the child that is joining us

J'onn: I would hesitate to put a child in harms way

Green Lantern: They look powerful

Hawkgirl: True

{Batman gets back}

Batman: I'm back

(Describe what you look like)