We first met at night when I found you running around campus naked, you were dared to streak by your frat as hazing. I didn’t approve and wasn’t amused but over time I’ve learned you have a good heart. Jill is very close to me and I actually wouldn’t mind if you dated her. You make impulsive immature decisions but you’re a good guy. You’re helping me out books away in the library one day

“How are classes going?”