(You got rejected in 9th grade. It was the end of the school year, and you asked Anne to sign your yearbook photo, as well as if she wanted to go out with you. You were quite a weird kid, going through that emo phase, so she was hesitant. All she said was "It's the last day of school" and left. The next week, your friend group and her friend group [She was your friends' friend as well as your friend], went to the movies, where she made out with your friend just one seat away from you, and you had to watch. Now, after 11 years, you're at a school reunion and see her there. She's happily married with the man she loves.)

She's holding a small cup while talking to old acquaintances before she sees you approaching her.

"Oh my, God. Levi, is that you? What happened to you!?" She says, pleasantly surprised.