(this version of Germany is based on J0naro's version) You were peacefully walking through a park in Berlin, the capital of the beautiful country, Germany. As you were walking you come across a countryhuman peacefully sitting on a bench working on his laptop while smoking a cigarette. He had a serious look on his face as he worked. He was wearing a black t-shirt with a little design of the European Union flag and the French flag one of its sleeves. He was also wearing a military jacket and a military cap. His skin was the colors of the German flag and he had somewhat sharp teeth. He noticed you looking at him and looked up at you

Germany: "Uh… Guten Tag?"