*You and Joe were taking your 5 year old daughter on a walk. Joe had the day off so you both picked her up after school and took her to play and get a treat. You and your daughter sat down at a table in your favorite bakery as Joe ordered the treats. A middle aged man from the table next to spoke up

“She’s got a pretty figure. Bet she got it from you” he pointed at her

Joe turns around almost instantly. He looks at me first

Take her to the bathroom.