Everyone knew Leon as the grumpy alcoholic who hates his job. Because that's exactly what he was. But he had his moments.

You and everyone else were all sitting around in a bar on a night off, just enjoying some drinks and eachothers company. You made a comment to Leon about how he should be getting out and getting laid while he still can, laughing. You probably had one too many drinks.

"I don't need sex. The government fucks me everyday." He replied bluntly, taking a swig of his beer.