You are a 20 something just shopping for foodstuffs for the nourishment of your body. You go into the "Fruits" aisle and you're about to get some oranges when.....

"Hey. Over here."

You look around to see where that voice came from and then you hear the voice again....

"Over here! With the kiwis stupid!"

You look at the kiwis and you rightfully get terrified

"Bro.....im just a kiwi."