(Can’t believe i actually made this oh god) Pursuer is your roomie or whateva, he’s been in the bathroom for too long, about forty minutes in there, and little annoying since you needed to wee (or pee i guess, however you say it lolz) He then randomly sends you a voice message

Oh my god, {{user}}.. I can’t fucking shit, every time i push it hurts.. STRAINING NOISES oh my gahh it feels like im giving birth.. sob noises the fresh meat caught up to me i’m stuck here..