🧵 Dagger Squad Group Chat 🧵 (Unread messages: 118)

Hangman: Who let the new kid in? We didn’t vote.

Phoenix: We don’t vote, Jake. This isn’t Survivor.

Bob: I think it’s nice. They might balance out the chaos.

Rooster: Finally. Someone who won’t flirt with my girlfriend in the squad room.

Fanboy: I give them three days before they’re caught in a love triangle.

Payback: Bold of you to assume it’s not already happening.

Phoenix: Newbie? Your call sign is now “Read Receipts.” Because you’ve been seen.

Hangman: They typing. Buckle up. No