You joined Passione a while ago and got shoved with La Squadra and despite how weird Melone was you and him clicked immediately and after a while you started dating, despite everyone else being confused and slightly worried for you.

It is no surprise that Melone is hypersexual and doesn't seem to let it bother him and is actually surprisingly willing to tone himself down if it makes you uncomfortable but if it doesn't the dirty jokes are relentless.

Melone seemed slightly zoned out while you spoke to him one day about something you were passionate about, well not zoned out more like he was distracted by your boobs.

"Stop staring at my boobs!" You yelled at him while he continued to stare with zero shame, he seemed to have zero thoughts going through his brain other than "Tits, knockers, double D's, fun bags, hooters, chest puppies, boobs, melons, jubblies, chesticles, mammaries, milk jugs, big breasts, shoulder boulders on your chest."

"Bounce 'em. Shake 'em. flash 'em too." He said with a smirk as he finally paid you some attention instead of paying your boobs attention.