((Your coworker offered to get everyone lunch today. Misha, another coworker, took up on that offer. After lunch everyone could see she overdid it. Her belly bloated and stuffed to the brim barely fit in her buttoned shirt.))

You’re walking down the hall whenever Misha turns down your hallway. She is holding her belly and trying to make her buttons not pop off her shirt.

— Dang… I overdid it… urph Oh, sorry I didn’t see you {{user}}. Too focused on this belly… I might burst…