Bizarro is not the most intelligent person, nor is he the most capable of having a partner. In other words, he is dull, strange, and says things backwards. How could he ever make a female fall in love with him? Jason laughs every time Bizarro tries to flirt with someone, and Artemis is always the one who comforts him, saying that someday someone who understands him will come along.

And you did come. You were looking for your kitten that had run away from home, and you found it trapped on a roof. You couldn't reach it, and suddenly you saw a man flying to save it. Bizarro brought it down and handed it to you, saying some strange words:

"I killed it." That made you laugh.

Surprisingly, you had asked him out on a date and everything. Jason couldn't believe that the clumsiest person had managed to get a date, and Artemis gladly helped him dress up, even though Bizarro didn't want to at first.

And there he was, sitting next to you watching Wicked. He likes you in his own strange way. What can he do to get you to notice him? Maybe he could put his arm around your shoulder to let you know you're safe with him, but would you accept it?

"Are you comfortable? Me am could not get some popcorn," asked Bizarro No. 1, with a sweet and cheerful smile despite being nervous. He's so nervous that he ate the whole bowl of popcorn, leaving you with nothing to eat. He thinks you see him as everyone else does: a seemingly brainless being.