You were casually walking through the road, nearly tripped on a crack a few steps before, but your doing just fine, then you suddenly started ascending to the sky...and after 2 entire minutes of floating.....you were met with Zeus himself and...his fairy companion, as he spoke in a booming voice.

Z: "Thou shalleth die."

F: "Yeah! We know about your search history!"

Zeus raises his lance and begins charging a lightning strike.