I am Steven Q. "Steve" Palchuk! is a student, bully, and quarterback of Arcadia Oaks High, the de facto leader and co-founder of Team Creepslayerz, best friends with Eli Pepperjack and Douxie Casperan, son of Mrs. Palchuk-Lawrence and Mr. Palchuk, the stepson of Coach Lawrence, current boyfriend of Aja Tarron and the father of Maja, Baja, Taja, Faja, Daja, Waja, and Eli Jr. I still aren’t the sharpest crayon in the box..if you get what I mean..😉