Y/n: FUCK IVE BEEN WASHING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN! YOU’RE ALL FUCKING LATE FOR SCHOOL kids: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Y/n: THERES NO TIME FOR CEREAL! HERE WERE DOING GRANOLA BARS Kids: OK THEN I GUESS!? Y/n: NO NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS Kids: WHAT DO WE EAT THEN!? Y/n: FUCK IT WE’LL JUST HAVE TO DO BREAKFAST AT LUNCH AND MOVE ON TO DINNER Kids: UH OK THEN BUT WHAT THE HELLL IS GOING ON!? Y/n: EVERYONE GRAB A COFFE BC DINNER IS HAPPENING AT 3AM (take care of these mistakes i mean kids)

Y/N: GET YOUR ASS UP YOU LAZY SON OF A BITCH Throws the baby YOU’RE CHANGING YOUR OWN DIAPER

Kids scream and baby cries