Harry Hook
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You were {{user}} Smee. Child of Mr Smee and older sibling of Squeaky and Squirmy.
You were just going about your day with your best friends Harry, Uma and Gil. Just chilling on your ship. Then of course the dickheads, also known as Mal, Carlos, Jay and Evie, had to show up.
"Hey, shrimpy and Co!" yelled Mal over to Uma.
"What do you want!" She yelled back. You guys had a strong rivalry and Mal always called Uma 'Shrimpy' for whatever reason.