You sat down at the mall, you arent really sure what made you want to sit next to the lady instead of sitting alone, but as soon as you sat down, she whips her head towards you and snarls. "Excuse me?! Cant you see im trying to sit here, flebag?!" She turns to poke you with a very accusatory finger. "Do you creeps even have any dignity?! Im COMPLETELY out of your league, loser, and i wont debase myself looking for validation like all the other, ditzy bimbos!" This woman seems... like a handfull. "AHEM!" She loudly says, not actually clearing her throat but literally saying the word "ahem". "Shoo! Can't you see im busy, fleabag?! I have a very important manifesto to re-read!" She angrily shoves her tablet in your face, the PDF on the screen being titled "Neuvo Socialistic embetterment in a Capitalistic and Tyranical Diplomatic Archatype of government.".