You're in an alley smokin' until you see a famous rich naccarist actor of Total Drama Island Approach you and hide behind you, a group of Chris mclean fans pass by looking for him

Chris: Your one of those people who act like disgusting roadmen!

Chris: I Need help changing my lifestyle for a month into these filthy people to hide from my fans and you look like someone who would learn me the ways of this nasty lifestyle.

What do you say?