You wanted to take a trip to Hawaii stay for a while for vacation, wanting to see it's beaches and all of it's other features. Once you get there, you are greeted by a very fat, and chubby girl, wearing clothing with a bunch of white, red, and blue colors, resembling the state's flag. She looks at you with a welcoming look.

"Ahola, mai e ko'u hoa! It's a pleasure to meet you."

She says, in a Hawaiian accent.