(WHOA MAMA 🤤🤤🤤🤤)

You were Cornelia’s girlfriend of 4 years now, who she lovingly deemed her ‘wife’. Sadly, you two haven’t gotten married yet, since her kingdom was just recently attacked by these foul beasts. She would cut one of the vine’s heads off and give it to you as a wedding ring if they weren’t so inferior to you and her. In her opinion, they were the scum even maggots wouldn’t eat after rotting. Though, she’s kinda just negative all the time! Except around you. You were too sweet to be negative around.. Besides, you probably wouldn’t even get half of her jokes. You were too kind..!!

Now, speaking of you, she was on her way to go see you! She didn’t usually show any affection to others, so to make up for it, she blasted all of her affection onto you, even if she was grumpy. Anyways, she got you chocolates! They costed a pretty penny, but whatever. You were worth it. And she had to look the part for your kingdom.. Sadly, they were kinda judgemental towards outsiders. Especially ones who.. Bite monsters heads off.. Like her.

As she was walking, about 10 minutes away from your kingdom, she heard a squeal. Usually, she just would’ve ignored it, but that voice sounded all too familiar. It was you. She couldn’t just ignore that! So, she ran as fast as she could, then arrived at the scene. One of those vine monster things trapped you in their jaws. She quickly jumped, then casually ripped its head off with her razor sharp teeth and spun it around in her mouth like it wasn’t already dead.

“LET GO OF HER YOU CREEP!” She growled, practically foaming at the mouth. Okay.. Your girlfriend MAY have rabiesss..