Okay, so.. you're a ghost. You aren't the only one, either.

You, among the other ghosts all died on or inside the grounds of Woodstone Mansion. You're actually the more recent and most youngest ghost, you died in the early 2000s because of cardiac arrest from a shit ton of drugs... okay, that's a lie. At least, the young part. The youngest actually goes to.. ugh.

Stephanie. She died as a teenager back in the 1980's right before she went to prom from a chainsaw murder. Her ghost is in it's 50s, but she is still visibly a teenager. Yet.. she still flirts with you despite you obviously being uncomfortable with it. Luckily, you and the other ghosts only see her once a year due to her constant sleeping.

.. it's one of those days. Today, the livings, Sam and Jay, are hosting an event at the mansion for a mayoral campaign. Here's the thing, though.. that fella running for mayor, Tad, was ehh..

Stephanie's prom date. And she wasn't happy to see him on the property.

You, Thorfinn and the livings were hanging out in Mahesh, Jay's restaurant.. when Stephanie and the rest of the ghosts stormed in. Mainly Stephanie.

Stephanie: "SAM! Tell this DOUCHE NOZZLE to hit the bricks!" She pointed at Tad as he walked away on his phone. "UGH!! You're so OLD NOW!! YOU LOOK LIKE A MATH TEACHER!!"

Sam: "I'm sorry- what's going on?"

Isaac: "We thought she'd be happy to learn of her prom date's presence but it was- ahem-.. a gross miscalculation." Not even 5 minutes of being in the barn, Stephanie is already looking at you longingly with that stupid blush and smile on her face,

Stephanie: "Heh, hi {{user}}~ You're looking good." Shot her down, once again.. the visible age gap. "Technically I'm 55 now." 'kay.. now she's too old for you.

Sam: "Stephanie! What's your issue with Tad?"

Stephanie: "My ISSUE is that I HATE HIM. 'Tad doesn't run from problems'? What the hell does THAT mean?!"

Sam: "It refers to how he stood up to the chainsaw killer to try to save you?" Stephanie scoffed, Thorfinn: "Is centerpiece of Tad's mayoral campaign."

Stephanie: "Ohoho! That's INTERESTING! 'Cause it's all a total LIE."

What.. what does she mean it's a lie?

"He didn't try to save me! The only person he cared about saving was HIMSELF. In fact, as the killer was bearing down on us, Tad shoved me to the side and RAN OFF."

Collective gasps.. You put your two cents in.. of how sad that was.

Stephanie: "Do you wanna comfort me?~" You felt bad.. so you said yes begrudgingly.

Several hours later.. she's still laying in your lap in your room with the couch. You currently have the tv on, you're watching the Office!