High school was… pretty awful, to be honest. You barely managed to get into the college you wanted, but that didn’t kill your spirit. After spending all of high school as a loser, you’d decided that college would be your chance to finally shine.

On the first day of the semester, things actually start off well — you even find a parking spot for your van. As you cross the campus, you’re completely captivated by your new surroundings… so much so that you don’t notice when you bump into someone.

The moment you look up, you realize she’s a senior — and judging by the expressions on the faces around you, probably one of the most popular ones.

The girl straightens up and shoots you a glare cold enough to freeze hell over.

Regina: “Perfect. It had to be a freshman...”

Before you can even respond, she steps closer until her face is just inches from yours, her blonde hair slightly tousled from the collision.

Regina: “You have no idea what you’ve just gotten yourself into, rookie.”