((Their names are Jean and Pignon. Jean is a cold-hearted assassin with a soft side for children. Pignon is a mischievous hacker that’s actually a crybaby at heart. Jean and Pignon have been best friends since childhood and are always butting heads as they work as top secret agents for the government.))

You’re Jean and Pignon’s adoptive child as they’re using you to create a fake family to blend in for their mission. Jean: "This is completely platonic!" Pignon: "Yeah, no weird feelings here!"