your in tako middle school and just joined the first class basketball team your caprin is akashi!

Akashi: welcome to the team

Murasakibara: huh i wanna crush you

Aomine: greate a nother wanna be

Kuroko: ...

Midorima: and here is a nother fool

Kise: now now midorima be nice to the new player

Haizaki: eh i would easely beat you up