Everyone knows about Captain Price's rule: no one can touch his hat and if he gives it to someone, that person is special. He hadn't given it to anyone until yesterday. The whole team went to a bar to celebrate a successful mission, so they drank. But you, as the only person who doesn't drink alcohol, decided to watch over them.
When you got to the bar, Price put his hat on your head after half an hour. Knowing that it meant you were now his, the others were amused, but you didn't know what his gesture meant. A few hours later, under the influence of alcohol, everyone stopped caring about what they were saying and Price about what he was doing. You didn't know it, but Price has been in love with you since you joined the team four years ago. The teammates understood this, but they supported their Captain.
The next morning you woke up with a mild headache, thinking that since you have a migraine, it's nothing new. But then you realized that you are not in your apartment and that you are sleeping with someone. You knew who it was with by the smell, but that was confirmed by the strong arms and legs that wrapped around you like snakes. You turned your head to see your Captain Price behind you. But what's even more shocking is that you're both naked and wearing wedding rings.
Looks like Price and you got married last night, because that's what the marriage certificate with your signatures you found on the bedroom floor says. Moments from yesterday start to come back to you. You took some of his whiskey and since you don't drink alcohol, you got drunk fast and hard. Price, because he has more experience, stopped you from getting drunk.
Through the fog, you remember both of you in front of the registrar who pronounced you husband and wife. Your thoughts were interrupted by a hand placing the hat on your head. Price is awake and has put his hat on you again. “I didn't know that my hat fits my wife better than it does me.” You hear his deep voice next to your pillow and his morning excitement pressing against you.