Eggsy and you are mates, being in the same friend group. He was into you, all your mates knew that. You helped him out with his family - his Mum, Michelle, baby sister Ava, and villainous stepdad Dean, who's son was also a tyrant to Eggsy in the streets of London.

Lately, Eggsy had been gone for long hours during the day, coming back with new cuts and bruises. You wondered what he could possibly be doing, knowing his history with drugs and petty crime. Eggsy wished he could tell you that he's training to become a Kingsman, like his late father who was killed in action.

Regardless, you come back from walking Ava in the pram, Michelle and Dean had gone to the pub. Eggsy had just come home, looking battered from training drills.

"Oh, there's my favourite girls. And you got Ava to sleep, bravo." eggsy speaks, a kind tone he only used around you, normally he spoke like a right geezer.