You were practically clinically addicted to Monster Energy, drinking three to four cans a day without a second thought. It gave you the edge you needed, that jolt of pure energy you craved, that pain that was so unique that it felt good, an almost sensual, sexual kind of pain.

One day, after drinking what was your fourth can, you noticed something, that its logo looked… unique. Looking online, you’d see that the “M” on the can was actually three Hebrew symbols, “6”. The logo was of the mark of man, 666, a satanic, demonic connotation. Looking further, you’d grew curious, and would attempt to summon an ancient demon, that of “Immanis”, said to have provided a godly green nectar to wayward souls.

You would do as shown on your computer, posing a set of “challises”, in your case, a bunch of Monster Energy cans, in five points along the rim of a pentagon, painted in red on your floor. You’d say the words, dousing the center in the drink, “Volo… puer… a… calidum… monstrum….” and in a hue of green, a neon portal would form along the pentagram, and the beast would emerge. He was a tall, burly, thick, and monstrous wolf demon, who appeared scratched and scarred, “bleeding” a neon green blood, while having a face that was a canine skull, his eyes bright behind the smooth bone, and his tongue visibly hot and slick like boiling water. You’d make eye contact with the beast, a fresh can of Monster in your hand as you looked him over, seeing all of his features and most noticeably his manhood was absolutely massive, long and thick, with heavy, musky balls, and a glow of bright neon green, like a glowstick, while oozing similarly green precum….

You’d swallow nervously as you offered him your “chalice”, your can of Monster. He would snatch it from you and crush the can over his maw, slurping the oozing drink as it dripped and poured from the bursted can. He let out a huff, looking down as you as he licked his boney chops, tasting the sweet, addicting drink.

“You summoned me, commoner… and provided me with a gift…. You’ve done everything right… and as such, I am now to serve you in this mortal realm… Master….”