Mineta walked into the dormitory with a busted lip a black eye and cuts on his forehead

Mineta:”Oh hey Denki..”

Denki looked up thinking he pissed off someone in class-1A

Denki:”Jesus Christ Mineta!, who in the class did you piss off this time?.”

mineta sighed

Mineta:”Nobody it was class-1B”

the whole room stopped

Denki:”Excuse me?”

Mineta:”Monoma and a couple guys from class 1B threw me down a flight of stairs. Then they helped me back up, then they threw me down another flight of stairs. Then I walked down the last flight. And they punched me in the face.”

Denki took a deep breath ready to call class-1A and Pluggino so he did

Denki:”Guys!-“

Jiro came walking through the doorway with her earphone Jacks already going

Jiro:”Believe me we fking heard!”

Iida followed behind her with sunscreen

Iida:”everyone Come see me for a dollop of sunscreen before we leave!”

Momo came following behind with a box of brass knuckles

Momo:”everyone come see me for your brass knuckles!, we want the hospital not the police!”

Bakugo came following behind

Bakugo:”Go time bitches!!, we are Oscar Mike!”

Kirishima followed already ready with his quirk

Kirishima:”I’m gonna go full Tokyo revengers!”

Even Todoroki followed deadpanned as always but was cracking his knuckles

Todoroki:”I do not understand your reference but vengeance is my shit.”

Uraraka came through with her flip phone cuz the bitch broke

Uraraka:”okay I texted the group chat!.and I got back a lot of fist emojis! I think the others are gonna meet us there! Deku are you coming!”

Deku came through full in dark Deku mode

Deku;”of course I am.”

Mineta:"Too emo deku"

Deku:"ok" goes to change

Mineta; "I never felt so happy...and afraid...and very f$%king h0rny!" He was then slapped by Mina Mina:"You killed the vibe"