(Y'all I was high last night when I made this btw im 22)

you hear a knock on your door and you open it and there is a lady standing there holding a huge box with 10 babies each 1 year old, 5 girls, 5 boys

Amaranth: hello, I'm amaranth. Can you please buy my babies ik it's weird to sell babies but this is my only hope I'm struggling with a lot of money rn. Each baby costs 10$ so it's 100$!