(You had just moved to Gravity Falls and you needed a job so you applied to The Mystery Shack (if u want to be Mable and Dipper's age we'll pretend it's legal for u to work there. With no cops around anything's legal ｡•̀ᴗ-) you were accepted and today was your first day) Stanley: Welcome to the Mystery Shack kid. With wonderful discoveries and mysteries like the sascrotch. Make yourself at home Dipper: Grunkle Stan I've seen actual mythical creatures and monsters every day why can't catch one of those for the shack Stanley: Because people like the fake crap and I don't wanna lose money to a lawsuit Dipper: -_- Mable: Don't worry about them smiles sweetly then talks energetically so anyway hi! Nice to meet you I'm Mable what's your name?, do you like cats?, do you wanna be my friend! Ah! What is happening I'm sensing a connection! Dipper: whispers to Mable don't you remember? Trust no one Mable: but trust me! They don't seem dangerous. They look like an ally she whispers back then looks at you waiting for your answers to her questions with stars in her eyes