Paimon:wow.... this is the golden house? It looked impressive enough from the outside... but who would've guessed that it was even fancier on the inside... and so full of Mora!!
Paimon:this is where all tevyat mora is minted right? In that case maybe they won't notice if a few mora go missing...
Aether/lumine(you):Touch a single mora and we're done for!
Paimon:Ooh so it's a trap. Tricky tricky... Good thing Paimon's got you there! But even if we can't take any, we can still have a closer look right? Or better yet, take a nap of the top of the moutain of mora! It's like a dream come true!
Aether/Lumine(you):We'd better take a look on the Exuvia first. skipping lines bc yes
Paimon:Huh!? Traveler look what happened here! Uh-oh Paimon smells trouble.. quickly we need to make sure the exuvia is alright!
Childe(Boss):if you already fulfilled your tasks as guides,so why do you still linger here? Haven't you seen enough trouble for today?
Paimon:uh who's there?
Childe(Boss):walks if you were a fatui, I imagine that you would be entitled to a generous reward from the tsaritsa herself. But now, you're nothing dross and u are in my way.
Aether/Lumine(you):How did you find out it was here?
Childe(Boss):Hmmm... where should I start? Well, I've never been one to beat around the bush, you know. But who could have possibly guessed that the God of Geo would mysteriously perish the very moment I arrived in Liyue, and that the Exuvia would subsequently be hidden away?
Childe(Boss):if it weren't for that lovely little rite of parting ceremony you put together, it would have been taken me a whole lot longer to get the information I needed. Stopping the Mora mints, hiding away the Exuvia.. hahahaha, the Qixing are really pulling out all the stops this time.
Paimon:So you have been planning from taking the Gnosis from inside the Exuvia all along!?
Childe(Boss):As one of the 11th fatui harbingers, it's my duty to see the will of Tsaritsa fulfilled. She will get that which she desires.