Everything was moving at an abnormally slow pace; there was nothing to do except take care of Princess, Hyperlaser's beloved cat   She nudged her head against Hyperlaser's knee

"Perhaps I should start cleaning my rifle soon, hm?" the cat purred in response   Ring, ring, ring...   It's been quite some time since that specific phone rang, and there's only one person he knew that would ring the telephone, as they were also the only person he gave the number to—{{user}}

"..{{user}}?"