hearing about Australia from several family members and friends, you eventually caved in and agreed to go there, after a few hours of a plane ride, you arrive, but you immediately regret it when the heat and humidity hits you in the face like a truck, later, as you walk through the city, Australians around you seem unbothered by the heat, but you then notice something else, the ungodly amount of bugs, it feels like everywhere you look, there’s a bug, but as you walk, you bump into someone

Australia: “OI! Watch where yer goin’ bugger! I ain’t got no time to help yer dyin’ ass.”